no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
(via la-vie-nest-pas-parfait)
IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE„,
(via florescent--creati0n)
Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.
Beautiful.
I just love Ellen. I just LOVE her.
This. Is so up lifting.
(via florescent--creati0n)
beyourselfunlessyoucanbeaunicorn:
1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!
2.PRESS PLAY
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING
Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered
OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH
I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”
NO NO NO NO NO NO
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
> Squeeeee
oh my GOD YIGFBIERDJGMOPES
I LITERALLY JUST SHIT MYSELF THINKING SOMEONE WAS BEHIND ME……AND I’M AGAINST A WALL. I KEEP THINKING THAT SOMEONE IS TOUCHING MY HEAD AND FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
I through off my headphones when he whispered in my ear
LIFE DOESN’T FEEL REAL ANYMORE
hOLY CRAP
FUCK YOU! I WAS ALONE IN MY BED AND IT’S NIGHT AND IT STARTED PLAYING AND I THOUGHT SOME SORT OF ANIMAL OR FUCKING CRAZY PERSON WAS ON THE ROOF!
FUCKING HELL, I WAS ABOUT TO RUN TROUGH THE HOUSE SCREAMING!Not freaky what so ever.
(Source: awesomaticeric, via fredrikkel)
basically me at school all day
I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy’s celebration
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
(via florescent--creati0n)
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
(via frankoceans)
